As requested by tolpen49. :)
It’s time to take a look at Bleach characters’ Skype names! And in order to see them in action, we’ll just pretend that everybody is calling Ukitake. Because, um, he’s home sick so much that everyone resorts to Skyping him?
1. Ichigo: Protector_of_All
Protector_of_All is calling!
Ukitake: Glad to see Kurosaki is embracing it, I guess.
2. Hitsugaya: CaptainHitsugaya
CaptainHitsugaya is calling!
Ukitake: Shiro! Hi!!
Hitsugaya: Was my user name not clear enough?
3. Soi Fon: If_I_have_to_call_twice_you_die
If_I_have_to_call_twice_you_die is calling!
Ukitake: Long….yet effective.
4. Yachiru: KoiThiefExtraordinaire
KoiThiefExtraordinaire is calling!
Ukitake: Huh. I wonder why she has that name…
5. Kukaku: Kaien_Shiba’s_big_sis
Kaien_Shiba’s_big_sis is calling!
Ukitake: [sweats nervously]
6. Aaroniero: Dead_Kaien
Dead_Kaien is calling!
Ukitake: Wait, what
7. Ganju: SelfAppointedNumberTwoSkypeCaller
SelfAppointedNumberTwoSkypeCaller is calling!
8. Lilinette: YourDEATH
YourDEATH is calling!
Ukitake: What a great name! So bold! So forceful!
Lilinette: STOP COMPLIMENTING ME AND BE AFRAID
9. Byakuya: Byak-yaself-up
Byak-yaself-up is calling!
Ukitake: Somebody should really tell Byakuya that nobody keeps the Skype name they had when they were fifteen.
Ukitake: And also that his still doesn’t make sense.
10. Kyoraku: YourBestFriend
YourBestFriend is calling!
Ukitake: Wait is that his name for everybody?
11. Urahara: FriendlyNeighborhoodShopkeeper
FriendlyNeighborhoodShopkeer is calling!
Ukitake: See, this would be funny if you hadn’t almost caused my subordinate’s death.
12. Aizen: emptyThroneoccupier
emptyThroneoccupier is calling!
Ukitake: I sure hope he’s calling to explain what the hell that means!
13. Szayel: PerfectionItself
PerfectionItself is calling!
14. As Nodt: Your_worst_nightmare
Your_worst_nightmare is calling!
Ukitake: Something tells me whoever this is, they don’t get their calls answered very often.
15. Rukia: World’s-most-perfect-ass
World’s-most-perfect-ass is calling!
Rukia: Hello, Captain!
Rukia: I signed on with my private user name.
Ukitake: Um yes.
Rukia: Not my work user name.
Rukia: And then I called my captain.
Ukitake: Seems so.
World’s-most-perfect-ass has disconnected.
Ukitake: Weird day.